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the dark knight risesElectro: that movie was awesome
Isis: yea, let me guess you want to Role play it?
Electro: I'm batman
Isis: that's fine
Electro: wait what?
Isis: You can be batman
Electro: and you don't?
Isis: batman was not the badass in this film, catwoman was
Electro: explain yourself
Isis:  who was the one who stole batman jewelry ?
Electro: catwoman
Isis: who was the one who stole his car?
Electro: catwoman
Isis: who was the one to stop bane?
Electro: catwoman, but who was the one willing to sacrifice himself to save a city from a bomb?
Isis: Ironman
Electro smacks his forehead and says: Ok you have a point, so I guess you want to be cat
Jane and John originThey are the daughter and son of Kenny and Sandi Jackson, Now there was something sandi didn't know about Kenny, and that was his profession , he was secertly an hired mercenary and the reason why he didn't want his whole family to know so that they wouldn't get hurt or killed. One day a rival assiagn broke in to their home and knocked out the power to the house while kenny was out . the mother spots him and tries to protect her and her children, but is not able to fight him as good so she blinds with flour and runs off and gets john and jane and hides them , then the assain busts in and attacks the mother then he corners her, the children ru
the purse grabelectro: so isis get your vengence
isis: Yep.
a few gun shots later and we are back at the beach
isis: Electro, why are we at the beach?
electro: cause we leave here, remember
isis: I see.
electro: homeless and all
electro: yup
electro: i see dinner flying our way
isis looks up at the seagulls over head and pulls out her pistols taking aim at the birds. -
electro: hold on dont waste your ammo
isis: Okay.
electro fries the bird with electric powers
isis stares at the bird, the electric powers making it ready to eat. -
electro: alright lets ding in
isis takes one of the wings from the bird, and puts it up to her lips. It wasn't
Year OneUnderneath the pier Electro is staring blankly into the waves of the ocean letting the sounds hit his ears, until Isis comes up from behind him to break him out of this trance.
Isis: What are you doing?
Electro: Thinking
Isis: About what?
Electro: You know it’s been about a year since we first met?
Isis: Really? That long? Time must have really flown by since that night.
Electro:  Yea. Who knew the same girl pointing a gun to my face would be some sort of a roommate?
Isis: Probably the same who thought a crazy alien would make a good roommate as well.
Electro: Did you hear that?
Isis shoots him a disgusted look
Electro: Oh yea. I forgot
electro and isis meet sesame streetElectro and Isis meets Sesame street
Electro: where are we?
Isis: we are on sesame street, I use to love this as a child
Electro: looks like some bad science experiment gone word
Isis: o look its big bird ( drags electro to it)
Electro: am I the only one worried about the bird flu here? And that a mutated 6 ft tall yellow bird?
Isis: be quite , it's a children show.
Big bird: this show is brought to you by the letter F.
Electro: for the word that spells out F U C….
Isis: don't you even dare teach these kids that word.
Electro: what I'm teaching them words that they will use in the future.
Isis: Just be quite ok.
Electro: Hehe
electro storyElectro
It all begins with an invasion of another planet that has been in war with the intruders for years. The two sides that are fighting each other are called the glaciers and the reptiles. The glaciers were peaceful humanoid creatures who believe in the power of royalty having the king and queen rule over the whole planet. They are often a peaceful culture, but if they in a fight they can read there enemies minds, copying there fighting abilities and when damaged they could heal themselves quickly depending on the damage they have taken and they never sleep so they can battle for days and not feel the need for sleep. This is due their
Electro meets HomestuckGamzee: honk
HONK
Electro: I just went from slime to regular you in seconds I guess TaLkInG lIkE tHiS iS aNnOyInG lOl
Gamzee: shut up THERE IS NO MORE MOTHERFUCKING SLIME BROTHER but you know, shit's poison right? ROTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING THINK PAN
Electro: what are you ? Samuel L Jackson?
Gamzee: who the fuck are you talking about? ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING TRYING TO SAY I AM MOTHERFUCKING TROLL JACKSON? What the fuck is wrong with you? YOUR BLOOD WILL ADORN MY WALLS MOTHERFUCKING SHORTLY. Honk HONK :0) DO:
Electro: was that a threat? Lol trust me it wouldn't be my blood
-Gamzee eyes Electro with malice in his eyes, taking his two clubs
Isis describes an average day in her lifeIsis describes an average day in her life.
Isis: I can't believe you want me to do this with you.
Electro: o come on it will be fun
Isis: fine, let's just get this over with
Electro: sweet now what is an average day in your life?
Isis: well, I work on my bike
Electro: like a boss
Isis: I eat a sandwich
Electro: like a boss
Isis: I workout
Electro: Like a boss
Isis: I beat up electro
Electro: Like a… wait
Isis: This is fun
Isis: I do sign
Electro: Like a boss
Isis: I drink tea
Electro: Like a boss
Isis: I ride Bernard
Electro: like a boss
Isis: I shoot people
Electro: Like a boss
Isis: I punch angels
Electro: like a
The Burning Flames It was a dark and silent night. The beach was nearly deserted with only electro and Isis being there. Electro was looking up at the stars as he often does wondering if the creatures that created him would come and find him and destroy this place. He hoped not. Isis was in the tent sleeping. She like the tent, it gave her a sense of privacy and security. She would often leave electro outside for peace and quiet, but she would let him in if it was raining due to his powers not going so well with water or when it is really cold and she needed him for warmed. Electro didn't mind it at all because he got the tent for her. He started to walk aroun
The Love Song of JulietI stood there whispering
Sweetly in his ear;
Murmuring drips of honey, I
Fingered the sweet steel, then
Dropped the dagger and laughed
At the blood on my hands.

Romeo watched with a glint in
His eyes, my grin widened and
We waltzed to a dangerous song.

Two weeks passed and it happened
Again; my heart grows weak and
My blood so thin.

“Why?” he asked; I shook my
Head. We walked to the
End of the earth, but I never
Told him, or his, or hers.
What now?
My mouth craves blood and
My veins, despair.

We can’t stop the ticking of the
Clock, nor can we change the plain white
Sheets. We watch and we wait,
We wait and we watch;
M
Spider's Circus Chapter 1 part 1
A spider clung to a web as it peered down through eight beady eyes, watching a tall man move from place to place in his mansion, attending to the needs of each animal and its cage residing there. The man didn't suspect a thing, for why should he? There was nothing strange about a few spiders indoors when  you lived in the woods.  However, through the eyes of the spider, another watched.

Using the eyes of the insect to spy on the man, a woman sat, staring into an orb. "Hmm…Willson B. Thomas III?"  her voice purred, "So, this is where you've been hiding? It's taken me long enough to find you… but don't worry… soon enough you'll be playing by m
Spider's Circus Chapter 1 part 2
Later that night, Willson was able to hear the circus music drifting into the mansion from an open window. He picked up the black mamba and let him slither around his shoulder and settled into his epaulets before he left the mansion.   When he got outside, he realized the two things he had forgotten:  First, he had forgotten to unhook his horse from the cart, and second, the cart was still full of food, some of it perishable.
Cursing his stupidity, but not caring enough to do anything about the food, Willson unhooked the horse's saddle from the cart and mounted, kicking the horse into a gallop as he raced towards the fairgrounds.  When he w
Shopping in Rotten LandIt was a fine, gloomy day in Rotten Land when Rodie decided to go shopping. As an average zombie, she could not afford a car so wth her red blood lipstick splashed across her disfigured lips, she dragged her half-rotten legs out of the house. It was a nice day to limp to the mall anyway, she thought.

After about two hours of limping, she finally arrived at Ribcage Mall. The cold breeze slapped Rodie’s face, but she could not feel it as most of her skin had gone bad anyway. The air-conditioning was kept at zero degree Celsius, as it would slowdown the process of rotting and fellow zombies would feel much more comfortable shopping in tha
The ForestThere was once a small forest in my neighbourhood. Many adults forbid their children from playing in it. All they told us was that ‘a big scary thing was waiting in there to eat us’. So none of us kids ever dared to go inside. If a ball was to have rolled into the forest, we would have to leave it be. It does not exist anymore. Once, a friend of mine was bullied by a few boys and her beloved doll was thrown into the forest. All she could do was cry. No one dared to go and take it back – not even the grown ups.

I was six when a new girl moved into the house next to mine. She was slightly eccentric – a lot smart-mouthed
Conversations with Remama (Hand guillotine)I walked into the room where my mother was reading quietly.
"If you set up a guillotine to chop off both your hands at once and then quickly put them in a vat of rubber cement would you bleed to death?"
Without looking up from her book she replies," You would have to cauterize. As long as your guillotine is red hot there shouldn't be a problem."

"Yes but what would happen if you used rubber cement?"
"You would bleed too much for the cement to even stick."
"Oh, so just red hot then?"
"Yes," She forced a beaming smile at me before returning to her book.
"I love our little chats."
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the dark knight arguement

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electro : that was a good movie

isis: yea, wanna act it out ?

electro : hell yea, ill be batman, you be the joker.

isis: no ill be batman you be the joker, after all you are one.

electro : no i wanna be batman.

isis : who cares? you are the joker

electro : no im batman .

isis : the joker made the movie, why not be him?

electro: why not you? and besides if i was going to be the joker i wanna be mark hamil verison thats more fun.

isis: good lord fine ill be the joker... once my farther was a drinker

electro: stop stop stop , that sucked

isis : ok you do your batman impression .

electro : wait to you get a load of me.

isis : that didnt sound even close

electro : i know i was doing keven conroy.

isis : who?

electro: thats right you cant hear.

isis, kicks him in the nuts : dont make fun of me

electro on the ground

isis : why does it hurt you got nothing there.

electro gets back up , goddamn you kick hard

isis: i know cause i am the goddamn batman.

electro : more like batwomen , how where able to know what they where saying anyways?

isis: the subtitles

electro : ooo

isis: dumbass

electro: but i am your freindly dumbass

isis : whatever can we do the rp now?

electro : yup im batman

so they argue and rp all right long until the next morning.

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the dark knight arguementby ~homeboy8221

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who is your favorite batman? mine would be kevin conroy (I hope i spelled it right)
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*KiKiDai Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My favorite Batman is from the animated series. Also Mark Hamil is best Joker
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~homeboy8221 Aug 6, 2012  Student Artist
i would have to agree with you on both statements it will be hard to find someone who can beat both Conroy and Hamil, o and thanks for adding these to you collection btw
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*KiKiDai Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Not a problem~
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~homeboy8221 Aug 6, 2012  Student Artist
ok
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~ReNStudios May 17, 2012
Mark hamiiiil is the best Joker!
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~homeboy8221 May 17, 2012  Student Artist
agree for voice, leager for live
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