Meme 1

Note Isis is answering in sign language
1: you meet Jeff the killer what do you do?
Charge: Snap his neck into two, and then rip it off and play with it as a puppet.
Isis: Depends if he leaves me a lone I leave him a lone

2: Two Priests and a platypus walk into a bar...
Charge: O this is going to be funny... (Isis covers his mouth)
Isis: Don’t you even dare answer that.
3: Your favorite hero is coming to your hometown what do you wear?
Charge puts on his cheap batman suit
Charge: NANANANANA BATMAN!!!
Isis: Clothing that fits
4: You get a ticket to the biggest event ever what event is it?
Charge: ACDC mother fuckers
5: Slenderman has left notes in your house what do you do?
Charge: We have a house?
Isis: Who is Slenderman, and why is he in my tent

6: Darth Vader is in your kitchen stealing your waffles.
Charge: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Isis: That’s not even a question
7: You are walking down the street when sirens sound behind you the fire truck is going towards your house what happened?
Isis: Charge burnt my tent
Charge: Hey it wasn’t my fault that a flaming seagull landed on it.
8: Fluffy space monsters are eating all the waffle shops in town what will you do?
Charge: Its time a death battle
Isis: I wonder if I had too much to drink and I would stop drinking.
9: A dog is injured by your car do you run or do you help the dog.
They both say nurse back to health
10: How many nerds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Charge: Can you use the nerds box to screw in a light bulb?
Isis smacks her head
Isis: I’m done
(Walks off)

10 scenarios created by charge
1. If you saw me in a dark corner what would you do?
2. Big foot in your car, what do you do next?
3. Loch ness stole you wallet do you follow?
4. A zombie comes at you and all you had was a paper clip, thumbtack and a flash drive, would you fight?
5. You woke up and your house is on fire, what happened?
6. You walk up to your car what do you see?
7. You ran over a homeless person, do you run or help?
8. Your favorite superhero died, how would you react?
9. You wake up to see that you’re in the middle of the ocean, what happened?
10. Do you think you can create better scenarios than me?
Tag everyone who reads this.