Personal Interview updated1) What gender are you?Personal Interview updated by ~homeboy8221
Isis: duh just look at me, I’m female
Charge: damn fur everywhere, I’m a man (then punches the air)
2) What is your age?
Charge: fuck if I know not from this planet
3) Do you want a hug?
Isis: no thanks I have a touchy issue with strangers
Charge: sure with a sick grin on his face, shocks the interviewer
Isis grabs him sprays water on his face, puts the collar on him and hits him with rolled up newspaper that was on the ground
Isis: sorry he won't be able to do that again
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Isis: I bite my finger nails when I’m nervous
Charge: I love to talk a lot, and kill people, so I guess I don't have any bad habits.
Isis: you have too many to count
5) What is your favorite food?
Charge: Oreo cookie ice cream
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Charge: I already answered that one pay attention, unlike what you did with Cassie and Bernard
7) Are you a virgin?
Isis: are you a pervert?
The meetingToday charge was in a group meeting for cliché characters. There were three of them, charge, a dragon and elf.The meeting by ~homeboy8221
Charge: I’m sick and tired of how people react to use
They all nodded their head in agreement.
Dragon: I know I mean ever since How to train you dragon came out, those little kids have been trying to ride me, and I’m like get the fuck off of my back you little bastards.
Charge: I know right, I mean as soon as they find out I’m either going to take over the world or I’m the fucking E.T. the retarded alien. No matter what it is, I get some government officials on my ass for the next month.
Elf: You two think you two have it bad? I have it worse, you know why? It’s because of the height and ears. I mean how many times do I have do I have to hear lord of the rings quotes? One does not simply should sit there and listen to those things. Then there are the names, like Mini me, or Tiny Spock. I swear one more joke and I will shoot up the place.
Time for a changeIt was a cool Sunday morning. The skies were clear, the birds were making sounds, and the local newspaper boy was throwing the papers like a mad baseball pitcher. He hit everything in sight including car windows, cats, dogs, branches, trees, and finally Isis forehead. After rubbing her head from the impact, she opened and read the first page and grinned at the title. MARVEL THREATENS TO SUE LOCAL NEW MEDIA’S. She quickly ran to the pier to tell her blue haired friend the news. She throws the paper at him.Time for a change by ~homeboy8221
Isis thinks: Looks like I have a new name for you, Charge.
Charge: Charge? What in the hell are you talking about?
Isis: Read the paper.
He looks at the paper and reads it out loud, Marvel has threatened to sue local news media for the use of their character name, Electro has its well known to be one of Spiderman villain, blah blah blah. (He starts skipping to the bottom paragraph.) In order not to be sued by Marvel the media as agreed to change his name to Charge.
Charge: Are f
Business day part 2If you havent read it yet, please read business day first anyways back to the story.Business day part 2 by ~homeboy8221
Jane: Well that was easy.
She then signals a car that has been waiting at the nearest parking lot. Once the car has arrived she picks up his body and walks closer to the car.
Jane: And you said I need to lose some weight.
The back door opens and one of the men comes out and helps her put his body in the back seat of the car. They heard Isis motorcycle come up and see her parked a few feet behind them.
Jane: Damn, I thought we had a lot more time, you (pointing at the biggest man in the car) I want you to take care of her right now, and Ill take him, and with a big sinister smile on his face says: Ill be more than happy to do so.
He was a heavy set man weighing in about three hundred pounds, steal toe boots, buzzed cut hair, he carried a pocket knife in the back pocket. Isis sees him coming but what really got her atten