The Fourth Of JulyThe Fourth of JulyThe Fourth Of July by homeboy8221
It was hot July afternoon, as Isis and Charge were preparing the tent for guest to come over. They invited them to BBQ and to watch fireworks. They had the perfect spot sense the pier they lived under was celebrating the fourth of July.
Isis (I can’t believe you invited so many people here.)
Charge (Hey I can’t help if I’m a popular guy.)
Isis (Well Mr. Popular come help me clean this tent.)
Charge (O now I’m allowed in there.)
Isis (Just shut up and help.)
Charge sighed and helped clean the tent.
As they clean the first guest as arrived there first guest arrives. Her name was Starna. She had black hair, a white shirt and blue jeans. She looked lost as she was holding the invitation in her hand. She looks to see that Charge and Isis are cleaning.
Starna: Umm hi guys
She said nervously
Charge: Hey you’re here early
Starna: Hey I had to get out of my house; my mother is just going crazy for what you did.
Charge: What did I do?
bath timeIsis wakes up in the morning brushing the sand out of her face. She hated living on the beach, but she had no other choice since her sister passing. It’s been three years since that time and in that time her life has been spinning around. She had lost everything she owned but her bike, two guns and the clothes on her back. But on the other hand she met a new friend. Granted he does annoy her from time to time and kind of stupid at times. She rises up and rubs her eyes and realizes that he was not at the entrance of the tent.bath time by homeboy8221
She started feeling worried cause when he usually gone, he would usually get himself into some sort of trouble. She gets out of the tent and sees he was under the pier. She notices that he covered in blood. This sight did not freak her out as it once was. What did was the smell of them combination of sweat and blood. It smelt like a shunk had sex with a dead fish. It was so bad Isis cover her nose and tears were forming around her eyes. She then walked up to
Celebration TimeNote: Isis is answering in signCelebration Time by homeboy8221
1 Do you like your job?
Charge: Fuck yea I do, I get to murder the bad guys, I love ripping them a part, especially if they are holding a gun, then I can rip that off and do some pistol whipping with their own arm.
Isis: It can be a hit or a miss
2 What was the toughest obstacle the team had to survive through?
Isis: Seeing Charge naked
Charge: I put all the other homeless people to shame
Isis: Such shame they almost kicked him out of the pier
3 Boxers or briefs?
Charge: Free balling
Isis: Boxers if I can find any
Charge: Aren’t girls suppose to wear something different?
Isis: Shut it, I hate girls underwear, it goes straight up my ass
Meme 1Note Isis is answering in sign languageMeme 1 by homeboy8221
1: you meet Jeff the killer what do you do?
Charge: Snap his neck into two, and then rip it off and play with it as a puppet.
Isis: Depends if he leaves me a lone I leave him a lone
2: Two Priests and a platypus walk into a bar...
Charge: O this is going to be funny... (Isis covers his mouth)
Isis: Don’t you even dare answer that.
3: Your favorite hero is coming to your hometown what do you wear?
Charge puts on his cheap batman suit
Charge: NANANANANA BATMAN!!!
Isis: Clothing that fits
4: You get a ticket to the biggest event ever what event is it?
Charge: ACDC mother fuckers
5: Slenderman has left notes in your house what do you do?
Charge: We have a house?
Isis: Who is Slenderman, and why is he in my tent
6: Darth Vader is in your kitchen stealing your waffles.
Isis: That’s not even a question
7: You are walking down the street when sirens sound behind you the fire truck is going towards your house what happe